Hi Mr Trivia,
Is there any truth to the rumour that Justin Timerlake is bringing SexyBack?
Confused,
Ontario
CANADA
Hi Confused,
No. He isn't. He's bringing PoorSpacingBetweenLettersBack. And also DistortedVocalsBack. However he remains as essentially lame as the day he and Janet Jackson came up with wardrobe malfunction at the Superbowl half-time show. Remember his weak apology? I'm still a nice guy, was his his message. "Didn't want to offend". Notice how most of the heat attached to Jackson?
Just like the time he was Punk'd and all his faux ebonics quickly broke down into very uncool 'yes sir' and 'no sir' answers because he was scared.
Put a little pressure on JT and he'll bring GutlessBack at lightspeed.
He's really a witless puppet who wants us to forget his boyband and Britney past.
Cheers,
Mr Trivia
Mr Trivia would like to assure readers that his relentless slamming of celebrities with no talent (Paris Hilton) and little talent (JT) is based on pure envy of their youth, good looks and money. When you have these things, talent is an optional extra, yes?
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