What's the Deal with Maroon 5?

Dear Mr Trivia,

I read your blog with average enthusiasm. And you seem like someone who has a rapport with the common people, much like Dr Phil. Therefore I have two questions of you.

1. Why don't you like the band Maroon 5?
2. My brother keeps hitting me, how do I get him to stop?

Sincerely,

Lesley Maudesley, Auckland, New Zealand


Hi Lesley,

The answer to your first question is simple. They are crap. Only the existence of Nickelback prevents Maroon 5 from being the crappiest band of the Modern Era. And in case you're wondering, Nickelback are equally as crap.

The answer to your second question is a little harder as I was unable to ascertain either your age position in relation to your brother (is he your little or big brother?) or indeed your gender.

Either way, the safest option is to stop playing Either Maroon 5 or Nickelback on the stereo. Or iPod or whatever it is you kids play your music on, these days.

Regards,

Mr Trivia

Please Note:
Mr Trivia is neither a counsellor, nor any kind of accredited professional. Although he does know how to prepare fried ice cream. Please expect your questions to be handled with dignity, but very little expertise.